toynbee

Huh … I’m pretty sure I never was.

Sorry, friend.

If you clap at me between words, I hate you.

When I was a kid, I perused a book called “Are You Normal?”

I’m not sure whether that’s it. My copy was blue.

Anyway, reading it, I was surprised to learn that 4-6 times a day is apparently not a normal amount of times to pee.

You can’t kill him if he’s wearing people clothing!

08 is an unreasonable birth year to have. You’re simply too young. Stop it.

If only he’d stand up.