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retard

too long; abused xanax

But not too far. Don’t want them cheeks to shmush the peanut butter into the shag carpet.

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^retard

Oh so now we’re both assholes? Get bent.

Ooooooh, you definitely should have expanded your thought in the first post then. Or is making people respond first and then explaining what you really meant, your fetish?

le epic r*ddit team building exercise

Trying my hardest not to be snarky. More people, longer lines.

You made your wife drive you both off a cliff?

I got better

True there are no humans alive under the age of 20.

Bro, just use Rust, bro.

We get it, Rust can suck your dick… and more!

Stand back bud, I’m about to be unkind.

At least read the name of the community you’re planning on posting in before doing it.

This is not a shower thought 🧑‍⚖️