It’s Drake. They gave him matching Nike swag.

Cars bigger than houses. Gas pavilions as tall as a skyscrapers. Is this heaven?

All his worms died at once and clogged his shit up.

Not to mention colloidal silver.

This is from over 6 years ago. Woke 1.0 was just getting ramped up.

Nobody:

OP: “POV:”

There is WAY too much meat on that cat.

If you pretend not to understand how acronyms works in order to signal that you believe all CP is abuse, that makes it seem like maybe you don’t actually think all CP is abuse. A “the lady doth protest too much” situation.

To give the fish nightmares for the rest of its life.

On the opposite side of the sun, sharing an orbit with Earth, forever hidden from view.

What did you say to her?

He’s a hack, always “playing himself.” He thinks he’s cute.

It’s just autocorrect. Try typing “were” into an iPhone.

Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man. In a factory downtown.

Unpopular opinion: Christopher Walken isn’t funny.

Or a good actor. But mostly, he, and his way of speaking, isn’t funny.

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It’s understandnble. I’m not reading that whole word after I already know what it is.

You’d hope. Still, I wouldn’t categorize any of those situations as not putting the pilot in physical peril.

I wasn’t going to until you told me to!

Too efficient. Needs to be spherical.