snoons

Onward, valiant steed! To the promised land!

Well, I would’ve got the cheese grater. The sharp one.

Slippery Slope Fallacy smh my head a librarian should know better smh

HEY. IT’S DANGEROUS TO POOP ALONE! YOU DON’T KNOW WHO’S ROUND HERE TO SNEAK UP ON YAH. HEY! OPEN THE DOOR SO I CAN WATCH YAH BACK. HEY!

Because your father smelt of elderberries. I also fart in your general direction. Now tell us your favourite linux distro or I shall taunt you a second tieme. >:(

*farts in your general direction

Welcome!

Your mother is a hamster.

Have a nice day!

yes but it would be allowed under a technicality

DO NOT

their*

It was icy and I was running. There were snow banks on either side of the sidewalk and I automatically curled up into ball as I fell so it was this human in the shape of a ball bouncing down the sidewalk. Anyway, that’s the last time my wenis was injured. Nothing cereal, just a bruise.

No one makes short term profit off of solving world hunger, so it doesn’t get solved. 🙈

Ahhh I miss IA. The only time in my life I was paid $1000 to stand around for three hours because the road crew forgot about us.

There is a way to make it cheaper, but it involves multiple homicide so I don’t think it’s going to happen.