So, the Cyberpolice were never real? 😯

Half wakes up mid-poop, “Fuck it”, goes back to sleep.

Haha, I chucked it on last night after typing this comment. There’s so many scenes where characters have no place being there but they are, because it’s just the public dealing with an action hero.

My partner hadn’t seen it before.

“There’s no way he’s about to jump the building with a horse… Yeah, I was gonna say. A horse would never do that.”

“But that’s the point. You’re so into the action hero stuff that you didn’t notice they played a screeching rubber SFX when the horse stopped.”

😙👌

Even Curtis’s line, “I married Rambo…” is another subtle joke in an otherwise action flick that has all the usual action flick appeal.

I think it’s right when he sees someone’s about to hurt her, so he hurts the guy or something, and the guy ends up getting kicked in the balls by Curtis. The scene ending with some awesome “action helicopter” cam of the extraction completed, home boy limping back to the heli holding his balls, “Son of a…”

It’s such a well directed movie with perfect pace too. Even when it goes over top, it makes just enough fun of itself for doing so.

Scale goes without saying; but now I’m trying to imagine what it’d actually be like. I’d guess the tac would take out most medium-sized towns. The heads of them could quickly fill a California-sized area.

Then you connect them with string and it’s just huge mass of fibre across the sky, 50km wide.

You should swap out the thing she has with something else of value. Treats, licky mat, toy, another piece of meat, whatever. This gets her used to something being taken off her and it not being a bad thing. Eventually the swap is just for praise or a pat, but for really valuable things you may still need something more valuable.

What?

Found out it works with wood too!

shitposts

Don’t worry, though. Plenty of lemmingtons come in and take it seriously without realising—which is half the point of SPs, really.

Just always assume sarcasm and poking in these parts. Have a laugh when you see the whooshes.

Also, block lemmy.ml if you haven’t already 👍 Welcome!

Look where you are 🙂

It used to be you use a search engine to find places that have more about the thing you searched for.

Now it’s just, “The thing you searched for is this. You probably already knew that, but fuck you. Now that you’ve made it this far and gotten nothing, scroll down for some clickticles mentioning the thing. Keep going, keep going, keeeep going… There. This site may be a resource of stuff on that thing if you wanna try, but don’t be surprised if you click back after a moment because the algorithm is basically fucked for actual searching. Have you tried Page 5? Yeah, it’s full of unrelated shit. It looks like Pages 1 and 2 are all that the entire internet has on that thing, probably.”

Let’s be honest, many thing broke the internet, but Google was a big contributor to its current state and my god does it suck now. Why do we even still call them “browsers”?

Because everyone knows Hamas are as equal an evil as the Israel authority.

OP’s “feeling great” is in no way associated with what’s actually going on—that would be insane. It’s just about how they perceive their social superiority to others whenever the topic of Hamas and Israel rises. They couldn’t care less about what’s going on, but they want that “owned 'em” feels.

Judging by the comments, this shitpost is 😙👌

The Right have their people that let leopards eat their face. The Left have their people that bite into onions. These are the same people; different upbringings. But, all values aside, the same people…

Edit: And as such, apparently the same are unaware of the literal term “shitpost”… They should DDG it, but we know they won’t… And remain subscribed…😙👌 Killer SP.

That’s something I’ve attempted to say more than once but never formulated this well.

Did you try ChatGPT?