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Not that I know of, which means I can only assume it’ll be a timing-based attack.

With strategic use of sleep statements in the script you should stand a pretty good chance of detecting the HTTP download blocking while the script execution is paused.

If you were already shipping the kind of script that unpacks a binary payload from the tail end of the file and executes it, it’s well within the realm of possibility to swap it for a different one.

That, or the aspiring rich arsehole.

Not even a beneficiary, just a grossly misguided individual who hasn’t yet realised that will, in fact, not be them some day.

Frankly an average tortoise has a good chance of outliving your grandchildren.

150 years is not an unreasonable upper bound for their lifespan, for the larger species.