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2 hours agoObama: “You know, I care a lot about children and I think they deserve to be loved.”
Trump: “OH, YOU LOVE CHILDREN?! NOBODY LOVES CHILDREN MORE THAN I DO. THE EPSTEIN FILES PROVE THAT I, DONALD J. TRUMP AM THE BIGGEST LOVER OF CHILDREN.”
That’s way too complicated, I just duct tape a cat below the business end of my shotgun when I go hunting.