I think it would be patriotic to play …And Justice For All, by the red-blooded American rock band Metallica, endlessly on repeat

What better way to celebrate the rebellious act of American independence than to play a song which rebels against powerful figures like Brendan Carr

The font is probably the least bad thing about his administration

Interesting, I didn’t know China had little oil. I would have guessed that it was just a pragmatic business decision from China (“there will be global demand for green tech, so let’s serve that demand”), whereas Trump and his administration are too ideological to make sensible, pragmatic decisions