Apparently (and this is from memory, so caveat emptor) when young the balls can be uneven. During puberty, one might say “Oh no! I must become even!” and twist up on itself.

This is resovled (at least in my case) with a local anesthetic and manual untwisting. Followed by a procedure where they sew your balls to your sack so they can’t try it again.

I had this as a teenager. Would not recommend.

Where does “two comedians listen to and critically analyze Alex Jones” fit?

If you’re rich enough, you can pay people to try for you. Which, over relatively short time lines, is kinda like being able to.

Swans.