don’t eat anything that casts a shadow

Anyone who doesn’t exclusively survive on naturally dried up lichen ain’t no real vegan in my book!

Fuck birds. They should have gone extinct 65 million years ago with the rest of the dinosaurs. This is the age of mammals. They had almost 200 million years (plus 65 million freeloading after their time was up), that should be way more than enough. Let the cats have their fun.