No no, you’re the wetware

Not once we get fusion reactors up and running

Yeah, about that…

Land of the Free^*

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Oh no somebody hurt Microsoft’s feelings! Get that company some therapy

It’s “unclear” to you how someone could joke about the current US regime being allied with Russia?

I’m sure the US will be more than happy to throw their “allies” under the bus.

Well, other than Russia, that is.

That doesn’t mean he can’t also be an objectively bad human being

me_irl

The question is, how many other articles with fake quotes are there on Ars? And not just Ars, but across the mainstream media