I could say that verbatim in my most pointless meetings and most people would be nodding aggressively in blind agreement and smiling like their teeth are trying to escape.

Can’t wait for the inevitable South Park episode about their love story.

Dude I used to know a guy in his 30s that ate this way his whole life. Breaded chicken + fried potatoes of some sort + vanilla ice cream. No idea how he’s doing now but he’s gotta be feeling the effects his 40s.

This pumpkin looks how I feel

Allie Brosh is an absolute treasure to internet comics. Everyone go buy her books if you haven’t yet.

Yes. The show has been writing itself since 2016.

Lol. so dumb.