Whoops we accidentally picked something that will give the government your data. That wasn’t our intention. Instead we’re going to use an independent service so the government will have to buy it from us.

Dad was team Jacob all the way until the last book.

This is just a misinterpretation of dog body language. This good boy doesn’t want to smell you. He’s opening his jowls so you can put skittles in there.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, Hello World.