You think I’m just gonna give that away for free?

“Wait a minute, Johnny - You’re telling me you got Money in this Pit?”

I haven’t seen it either but I assume I’m right.

this is why the bible contains no mention of jesus driving a car or reciting the alphabet backwards

actually, many scholars today believe jesus most likely was purple, as a result of the water in his body being transmuted into wine. this is why in modern catholic tradition, wine is used to represent the blood of christ.

Best not to think about it.

don’t worry I got you

man, I hate that guy.

What’s a good way to give my green bean casserole a little extra kick this holiday season?