

I was very, very anti-gun until I was about 36… now I build them.
When my mom was pregnant with me in 1983, she got mugged at gunpoint in Baltimore and the gun was actually pointed at me while I was in the womb.


I was very, very anti-gun until I was about 36… now I build them.
When my mom was pregnant with me in 1983, she got mugged at gunpoint in Baltimore and the gun was actually pointed at me while I was in the womb.


Oh… now it’s time? It hasn’t been past due?


This is really dumb.


Someone could hack it to make all the prices $1000, no one would know the prices and then ultimately probably not buy anything.


Abandoned grocery carts full of food might also be coming to my local supermarket.


Shaming the GOP is new for her.


Ya that is fun


This one can be fun to mess with, just taking it to a completely arbitrary place.
‘I’m not a racist but I had a salad for lunch yesterday.”
“I’m not a racist but at some time later this week I need to take my car in for an oil change.”
“I’m not a racist, but I think Family Guy used to be a lot funnier than it has been recently.”
Next step in the evolution is taking them directly from the dryer and throwing them on a freshly cleaned spot of the bedroom floor; bypass the closet and drawer system entirely. You don’t leave the house anyway. No one knows that your wrinkled shirt at 7:30am was wrinkled by your first meeting at 9:00am.
TL;DR, tried to grow cojones but ended up with 4 dicks.
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Plenty of great shows that ended poorly.
Maybe I’m just in a negative frame of mind but I won’t recommend any shows at this point.
I was a fan of Lost when it was on the air, dumbest ending ever; ruined the show. I was a fan of Game of Thrones; the show ended in season 6 and the last two seasons ruined the previous 6.
Hmmm ok, X-Men ‘97 was very well written and I liked it but that’s only one season and the main guy responsible for making it good got canned.


Never heard of it


I laughed when I read “all lawful means.”
Those are almost the exact words that you’re supposed to use for a NFA form 1 / 4 when registering certain types of firearms / firearms parts that require a tax stamp, and additional scrutiny.
When I did my SBR registration, it was “all lawful purposes…” but fuck, close enough…
Did you get her number?
Do you still shoot and reload ammo?