so if you shoplifted in a Nottingham Tesco’s, be prepared to be banned from Sainsbury’s in Swansea

This got a genuine chuckle from me, I love a bit of good writing in the wild!

Exactly right. Written for an audience of one—and not the judge. Essentially pseudo-legal bootlicking.

I just read Red Rising and felt no need to continue. “Budget Hunger Games” was what came to mind, but in a world where women only exist in relation to the Chosen One main character.

I’m still convinced these statements will age like milk.

A built-in ad blocker is easily the least problematic announcement coming out of Mozilla in the last year.

Waiting for the next Two Corinthians soundbite.