Sometimes when I close my eyes I still see wet shit Picasso dripping off the bathroom ceiling.

It’s been 20+ years.

Me working at Jimmy Johns - slicing meat like a boss

Ms Thunder-Thighs Crack McPipe skips the line and goes straight to bathroom.

Boss comes out an hour later “Hey meat slicer. I need you to clean the bathroom.”

SHIT EVERYWHERE. On the floor, on the toilet, on the walls, ON THE 15 foot ceiling.

I quit in the spot.

Harvard punishes child rapists with a paid vacation?