Good. Air defence systems are cheap and effective, as seen in the Middle East and Ukraine. We should stop wasting money on white elephants like Rafale fighters and aircraft carriers, and buy the stuff that works and actually keeps us safe.

Secret ballot means no one, not even you, should have a record of who you voted for.

with physical laminated printouts for verification against the digital votes

How do you keep your vote secret then?

Leopard, meet face.

And it’s not like this has never happened before. Iran is between two countries destroyed by the US.

Guerillas. Gorillas are the apes.

Yes, and it’s the sort of mumbo jumbo that got 150 schoolgirls killed. Don’t get me wrong, normally I’m all for freedom of religion, but if the US ever looks funny at your country, YOU HAVE TO DROP EVERYTHING ELSE AND GET THE NUKE. Sadly, it’s the only language they understand.

‘Allahu Akbar’ means ‘God is great’. It has nothing to do with battle.

This is so stupid. Of all the possible options, why are we buying the one that we know won’t work against Pakistan? Entire contract should have been cancelled.

Epstein’s friend

You realise how little that narrows it down?