Should have spelled “FRONT TOWARD ENEMY”

It’s possible she’s just wrong, not lying.

Do we need customer complaints to survive?

I wouldn’t be surprised if AGs bring suits to reimburse the people as well. I guess we’ll see.

Yes, for the purposes of this argument I’m discounting contact with intelligent life which seems vastly less likely to me than discovery of simple life forms.

There will be further lawsuits for reimbursements for these unconstitutional tariffs. Costco already has one in the chamber.

Reminder: this lawsuit was brought by the Attorneys General of Democratic states.

Local elections are important, people! Never ever forget to vote in every primary, local election, and national election!

Would you pay a higher price to do so?

Would you (or could you even afford to) pay twice the insurance premiums because Liberty or State Farm ads annoy you?

“This has got to be the worst advertisement I’ve ever heard.”

“Ah but you have heard it.”

Anybody who knows anything about science knows that an announcement of alien life would not be a bombshell press conference by any one nation or organization.

It would be a slow series of scientific papers over the course of years as confidence in the findings slowly increases. Starting with “there’s something interesting going on in the atmosphere of this exoplanet” until we finally get to “we’re 95% confident that this is a biological process, but this exoplanet is 50 light years away so we can’t really do anything else with this information right now.”