I’ve gone to write something almost exactly like this several times and never quite finished. I like how this is set up. It seems like one thing that could be improved is parameterizing the configs a bit so that e.g. matching a 200 status gives a standard label that doesn’t need added to every job

They don’t claim it on their taxes, they claim it in marketing

Age verification is identity verification.

In double-blind studies, the test administrators are made unaware which sample is real vs. placebo