Goodbye to “high noon”, “mid-day” and accurate sundials. Stupid to legislate an idiotic idea like “daylight savings” into permanence. But typical for morons to not think things through.

At least stopping the unhealthy, dangerous practice of time change is a step in the right direction.

Aliens have quarantined the solar system to prevent contamination of the universe by humanity. They are waiting for us to incinerate ourselves and keeping the other races safe until we finish the job.