Homer in all forms!

Yes, and it’s also Homer

Ok look, if you trust your mother completely, and you think she isn’t lying, that’s fine. But people can be fed information they think it’s true and then spread a falsehood, thinking they told the truth. Also people forget and misremember stuff. So maybe the doctors lied or didn’t tell her something. Or maybe she forgot.

This is how corn posting happens

Oh ok, so Denny’s is a chain restaurant that serves diner food. It’s not known for it’s quality, and is known for being disappointing at best. It’s primary customers are people who don’t have anywhere better to eat.

yes

Lol I didn’t know that’s a thing

Man it’s sometimes awkward being an orange, those fucking orangites give us all a bad name, but now a lot of greenists think I’m one of them. It sucks because I’m a greenist but seeing a lot of hate towards orange people because of those orangists hurts a lot.

I know that there’s a lot of history of orange people oppressing green people but I feel that greenists hating orange people is hypocritical and antithetical to the belief system, but any time anyone says it’s not cool everyone jumps in going “just like an orange, saying ‘that’s not like me!’”. That stuff is even being used by orangites as a recruitment tool for young oranges, saying “see? They hate you!”. We greenists need to stop it but it’s so cathartic to some green people who have felt so oppressed by the orangites that they refuse to.

Greenists have the right idea, and I’m not going to stop being one, but seeing the same hate from my own side makes it hard.

I once caught a goblin on camera stealing my socks and yelled at it and this was the exact face and pose it gave me

You can always play your AAA games if you pirate them

We’re not but it’s nice to take a break from the constant reminders of my country falling apart to post something silly. It kinda helps. Thanks for saying something that was nice of you