Lmao made my morning

Every. Fucking. Time.

🫠 ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

New innovations in slave labor

I’ve been thinking so much about this movie as the Epstein files rolled out. These monsters were literally living amongst us and there’s a whole ecosystem of sycophants that enable them.

I remember as a kid my mom used to buy this one brand of cheap chicken nuggets that was essentially a slurry of birds that was breaded. Being the fatass I was growing up, I found out through impatience that undermicrowaving it by a minute meant the filling wasn’t fully hardened and you could slurp the “chicken” out of the nugget like that big brain bug from starship troopers lol

Anyway - all this to say is that the photo of the filling in these reminds me of those.

Sad but expected. Also not described here are the brain drain into PE and VC to fund a slew of AI startups that will likely go nowhere for their new chatbot or drug designer agent.