Zeppo

anyway, this is basically a bug fix update log that this dork turned into a blog post so he can pretend that he has a useful position

Nadella can’t leave soon enough. Probably the worst CEO MS has ever had

Damn, the poor people who built subreddit simulator were ahead of their time. That’s basically all this is… I can’t believe someone is actually getting paid for making something so useless. Like SRS it’s an interesting toy but I can’t fathom how it’s useful in anyway. Maybe Facebook just wanted to hire the developer.

A knife. Or maybe something really annoying, like a QR code that goes to videos of Mike Johnson talking

I never knew you had to wash your sheets before you slept on them

Absolute heathen