For every state that is below Alaska…
Have you seen Alaska? Have you spent time there? Alaska is crazy dangerous! How bad must your healthcare be that the constant threat of the entire environment being against you doesn’t win out for short life expectancy?!
And Mississippi, just… be better.
I’ve found that amongst people I know who fly the Gadsden Flag, it makes zero sense. Like, if Ben and Jerry’s made a boot-leather flavor of ice cream, their target demographic and the those of the people who sell Gadsden Flags would be identical.
A book that I got as part of a birthday present when I was in middle school had a passage where a man’s long-lost sister (who was part monster, but was painstakingly described as very attractive) told him that either he had to impregnate her the old-fashioned way, or she would simply get a syringe, extract sperm from his testicles, and impregnate herself that way to create, if I remember correctly, a monster that would end the world or something. It was labeled as “Young Adult” level.
So, like, probably something like that.
The Yaris ads did this to me. I got so pissed off by their “It’s a car” commercials that I absolutely despised the product.