When we were kids and on holidays, my parents got into a really heated argument about the name of a jam’s brand. My mom “it’s Hero!”, dad " no, it’s Delicia!". They were both so adamant, it put a real damp on the entire vacation. Finally back home they went straight to the pantry to check out the name of the jam that was called Hero Delicia. Yeah… that was dumb.

Il est où le cu-cul, elle est où la té-tête?

I don’t know if this would solve your gripe with online payments, but most banks let’s you create a virtual cc that you can delete right after your payment.

Now don’t go hate on frozen veggies, they did nothing wrong

That’s a mouse! I thought it was a koala.