That would just make the LLM homicidally bored and want to kill everyone more.

Genie is being lazy and interprets that as: Add one electron to the universe, and attach it to any of the atoms available.

Looks absolutely radiant.

I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke

There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined powers of Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

Don’t kink-shame

C’mon, didn’t you ever go to school? Everyone knows that moon cats cast opposite shadows.

Cloudflare is down again

if the tech’s effectiveness falls short of expectations

What, the “This will literally replace every role in our company except my own” expectations?