As in all the other living being on this planet, stupidity in human being should also/usually be fatal and not coddled with ambulances and health care.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

checking the cash for trackers and dumping the original container

And, for sure, do that before you go anyplace that has any connection to you

My first time in Junior High school I tried Sam Kinison’s “Licking the Alphabet” method ("Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it’s an easy diagram to remember, it’s like “aaaaa… beeeee… ceeee”) oh so long ago. Didn’t work as magically as I hoped but she let me try again. Learned better technique over the decades since.

For Billionaires+ only

Jokes on them. I run Linux on a 2017 MacBook Air and the camera doesn’t work

A.K.A. a Molotov cocktail