Reply that they should invest in a retro encabulator if they want to stay relevant.

Called them “dumb fucks” for trusting him with their personal information, no less.

How would a prequel even work? The first Saints Row was a gritty street-level crime drama and only escalated to its signature ridiculousness after the Boss took over in 2. The original leader of the Saints, Julius, even has your character assassinated at the end of the first game (you get better) because he didn’t like how violent the gang was getting.

A game set before the Boss joined where Julius is still calling the shots sounds boring. Unless they mean a prequel to the reboot, but why make one for a game that was poorly received and instantly forgotten upon release?

Archive.today became non-citable the moment it began altering archived webpages, regardless of anything else.

That moment and what happened after defeating the Elite Four in Pokémon Gold both blew my mind as a child.

GTAV has made over ten billion dollars, one billion of that in its first three days. They would have earned more than double its entire lifetime development costs (estimated at ~200-250 million) if they’d charged a twentieth of what they did.

They’ve monetized GTAV so thoroughly via Online that they’ve given the game (including single player) away for free because they still made a profit off of it.

Charging $100 for a sequel they’ll definitely monetize even worse is the epitome of greed.

“The internet would be a series of tubes if we rolled out fiber, but as the literal chairman of the Senate committee regulating the internet I’m somehow against that.”

Scotch Bonnet sure sounds like a novelty strawberry cultivar with a whimsical name.

There’s also Flax, which feels a lot like how Unity used to before its enshittification. Or even better, in many cases.

The author agrees with you.

The “support” was clearly a hallucinating AI agent, and Ubisoft has already clarified that the game is still supported and should get a patch in the future. This is yet another example of how replacing employees with LLMs doesn’t actually work.

Destiny 2 must be absolutely amazing for people to still play it. It seems like every few months there’s another change that completely ruins the game for a huge chunk of the playerbase. Its user review score looks like a seismograph reading.