This picture made me both physically and spiritually ill.

I think you have to be the product of millennia of selective breeding by a futuristic coven of space witches.

Also don’t use shampoo more than once a week, and always condition when you do.

Yeah they really couldn’t have fucked up the quote any worse, huh?

Part of me always felt that the whole “Gore lost because of Nader” narrative was started to discourage third party candidates from running at all. We desperately need strong alternatives to the Republicans and Democrats in this country.