I called it a year or two ahead of time. Oracle will get bought by the federal government. Larry already has the fix in.

Thank god I’ve aged out of military service and the draft. Plus I’m disabled. So have fun maga fucks!

Someone should just give dude the biggest wedgie possible. Fucking loser.

Let’s just put this out there. If Iranian cells want to hurt Republicans? I won’t bat an eye. Just don’t hurt non-Republicans. You two can have it out.

Taboo for sure.

As an American. Fuck my current administration. I can still say that for now. Let’s see how long it lasts.

I still say we should get one of those shit flingers from a farm and give Reddit HQ a good smothering.

Greatest accomplishment of my life was quitting cigarettes.