Not unless there is a common ancestor, which is theoretically possible. But yeah, extremely unlikely.

Cheap doesn’t even begin to describe it.

Rage from within the machine

I loved that castle. I think the remains of it lie in my parents attic to this day.

Yes and no.

It is absolutely damaging. But the dude knows way more about the tech we use than anybody else on the team. He is autistic as fuck, and his hyperfixation is the Microsoft tech stack.

He spends hours at home watching tutorials because he legit thinks it’s fun.

He routinely shows up to work and goes “hey, did you see the new [version of Microsoft package/tool] they finally fixed [thing]!”

And every time I’m just like “no. I did not see that”.

He has by far the most experience and knowledge, but he just misuses it like crazy.

The senior dev on my team does this on a daily basis.

Then the rest of the team gets confused how to use his code because he’s buried it in a dozen layers of abstractions.

Yes, and it’s terrible.

698116

Yeah…

I would have more hate to send Jira’s way if not for all are tickets being written like:

“As a developer given I am working on page X Then all functionality of page X is correct”

Then everybody gets pissy that page Y has a bug.

“I feel like we’ve gotten much better with our acceptance criteria” - one of the people getting pissy about page Y

:(

Don’t go complaining when the police firebomb your neighborhood.

I object. I don’t wear a fur suit. I only wear a collar.