Yeah I was like wait, now we have to tip at Taco Bell? Fuck this country.

Literally came here to say this but feared it was too political. Glad someone had the balls to say it.

Calm down Hedonismbot

Wtf does god have against sloths? They’re so cute albeit a little creepy.

Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happen. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?

I have two regular sexual partners and my dog barks at the one I actually have an emotional connection with. He doesn’t bat an eye at the bear of a man that randomly walked into my house one day cuz I was showering. Disclaimer: I’m not in any committed relationship.

But he is known to talk out his ass

It’ll boost domestic production!! /s

Oh you’re totally fine. I didn’t take it as mean. But your comment made me think about how terrible the internet has become knowing that I have to prove myself a human. Like being myself isn’t human enough. Weird times we are in

That’s the worst thing anyone has ever said about me. I was a little buzzed when I first commented so an upvote wasn’t enough appreciation. Anyway, have a human day!

I love you for this comment

Use a VPN and connect to Albania, Thailand, or Argentina.

I don’t know you

Sometimes I think parents forget that they CHOSE to have kids. There’s always a choice. Even having sex with protection has a risk that people assume.

Another comic that makes me happy I have no kids. For real, every parent I know is miserable.