I falsely call in sick to work at least one full week every year. I don’t even give a fuck.

Maybe adhere to your own advice before you shit out your neckhole again

Ackschually, that’s a common misconception. Humans and apes merely share a common ancestor

Edit: sure is reddit in here

It’s 3am where I live. I wasn’t planning on listening to a demented pedofiles rambling in the middle of the night.

Curse you Carl Mark!

Here have an upvote now getthefuckouttahere

Nu?

How about you go metabolize some carbohydrates you bipedal primate.

I think it’s partly because reddit has become an overflowing bucket of shit where bots accuse bots of being bots and real humans get permabanned for breaking bs rules or saying no-no words.

This is why I will never get premium. You pay the motherfuckers money and still have to take it up the ass.

Agreed. Fine if you hate the franchise that made you shitloads of money but at least have the common decency to shut the fuck up about it

I’d sooner chew my pinky finger off than ever work in food service again. I’m dead serious.

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

My first job was in food service so I figured, ok, this is what working is like. Never again.