It’d be pretty funny if they started a separtist party that ended up splitting the conservative vote 😅

Considering how locked they are into the idea of having their own land i think it should be called the land-locked party!

None of those streamers have large enough tits… Especially the men…

I think the new sovereign wealth fund might do this but if not its heading the right way:

When the government funds a company like a startup or bails out an existing company it should get shares in those companies.

This would allow us to increase the amount of money in our public market which will increase the amount of companies being started in Canada. And the conservatives will be less able to bitch about it because its an investment and running the government like a business. Not that any of them know how to do that.

Thats one hell of a papercut

Canada: wtf eh?

Trump can read?

It also looks at least twice as large

Why not both?

Theyre called “combat boots”

Anyone who knows anything about history: uhhhhhhhh ☝️

Nah after that he just wanted to die…

Thats pretty fucking Epic

Borat: What type of gay is this?

Hows faith healing hold up against radiation poisoning?..

Asking for the nutters

A neutron bomb wouldnt destroy any of the holy sites so another group of nutters would just move in after and claim it was their god that blah blah blah…

We shall split the holy land… On an atomic level

Because its like an apple but usually worse?