Commander President Bone Spurs is happy to announce the draft is once again on.

Has a shell company bought land within 20 miles of Ft. Knox Kentucky? Big acreage. Rocky. Possible dry river bed. Hmm?

Well goddammit, Lord Trumpsky had the itch and HAD to start some shit somewhere. The Lord of Venezuela concurs with his actions.

Well fuck yeah ma’am they ARE repetitive. They’re fucking brain dead right wing drones. Limited vocabulary. Very limited thinking ability. Get ALL their talking notes from “higher up” and MUST NOT DEVIATE else immediate disfranchisement for YOU…

Of course they’ve got about three questions total, and you can bet two of them have to do with cum stains on a goddam dress.

They simply cannot let shit like that go - even as their own orange face god is shown to have violently raped children .

Fuck’s sake boy, get a grip. This is Lord Trum[sky’s world now - where the bad guys are in control. And when the bad guys control the law, the bad guys can do whatever the fuck they want. And they’ve got the secret police to back it up… and if that won’t do it he’ll send in a couple of brigades to “keep peace”. Fuck’s sake boy - HE’S A GODDAM DICTATOR. Don’t you get it yet? We’re fucked.

The best we’ll soon be able to own is workstations. Talk about data manipulation.

Aunties have the powers of life and death. This is true.

YEAH !!! … wait…?

that usually costs money. and is probably illegal in a dozen or so states. but yeah.

Step it up ladies. You’re slacking.

Ah! The vegetarian plate!