I used to think, every good meal needs meat. Now I’m convinced, you don’t need meat in a meal at all.

He really thought, this would be over fast. A decapitation attack, Khameni dies and he’s the hero of the people. Supressed Iranians start a civil war he supports, everybody congratulates him on the good job and everybody forgets he diddled kids. That didn’t work as even the oppressed Iranians really hate the US and will not work with him. So he now has to prep the Kurds in Iraq to fight his war and needs some other BS excuse for an invation.

Meanwhile his bud Bibi is having the time of his life bombing schools & hospitals.

My name + south park was big back in high school. Substitute teacher came to class, returned me my paper and said: wait, and you’re still alive?! Ever since my friends started callin me mr. Still alive. So I embraced it.

Coworker: I ain’t cleaning that up.