I get that this is a farce, but I have no doubts that if it would make the Epstein stories go away for a while, Trump would absolutely send at least one of his sons to die in a completely unnecessary conflict.

Kidz Bop volume 1 launched an empire of children performing family friendly covers of pop songs that continues to weaken the fabric of humanity to this day.

Quick! Look it up on AltaVista!

Mr Beast. Can we please?

Naive question, but would bit-flip also be a problem without the atmosphere to shield (some) radiation?

“I don’t think we’ve ever sort of lost the feeling that there isn’t a wolf at the door”.

This captures the current American experience perfectly.