Cruxifux

Patriot Act

COINTELPRO

Operation AJAX

Honestly it should be outlawed.

Every time I see a headline like this I go and check the approval rating and it hasn’t moved in any meaningful way. It’s so dumb.

I was really upset about the Iran bombing but after reading this I think maybe nuclear annihilation wont be so bad

Yes. You are 100 percent right. I almost threw up just reading this.

I’m operating under the assumption that after you cum on the carpet you’re the one who cleans it up, and you do it immediately after. I mean if we’re assuming that you’re not cleaning it up after, then why be a stickler about carpets mate? I think it’s pretty rude to cum ANYWHERE and not clean it up yourself.

Fucking a couch is the thing I’m least angry at JD Vance about.

Cumming on carpets is a pretty innocuous thing to me to be honest.

I mean maybe, seems believable, but WHY IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK WOULD WE EVER BELIEVE ANYTHING AN FBI SOURCE SAYS ABOUT RUSSIA? FBI source leaks about russia have almost exclusively been lies to perpetuate imperialist proxy war bullshit against russia and other world powers since like the 50’s.

I’ll get this one if you take Thiel

Imagine if your toilet was supposed to wash your ass but instead AI hallucinated gape porn?

Idk maybe we should do something about this man.

Just the most openly corrupt government ever. I don’t know if its the most actually corrupt, but god damn do they ever not try to hide it.

Its absolutely wild that nobody redacting the files blew the whistle on this shit yet.

I just bring cash every time I go out to a restaurant. Skips a lot of that bullshit.

What, actually? To what end? It’s lemmy, literally nobody gives a shit about downvotes. What an insanely stupid waste of time hahaha

Yeah I don’t get the appeal of bots at all. I also like that Lemmy isn’t that busy or popular personally.

Lemmy is popular enough to have bots now? Crazy.

You can subscribe to chatGPT?

Counter point: if you start filming me in public without my permission your phone is getting smashed, and I don’t care how shitty anybody thinks it is.