ClassIsOver [he/him]

Yeah, none of that shit does anything besides the cameras, the flash and that little screen. It isn’t even covering anything with the same shape underneath it. I say that as someone who has a Nothing phone. It looks cool, but is completely funcionless.

They’re half the reason people buy Nothing phones.

Can they charge up some glowing back spines so they can yell “get off my lawn” extra loud?

If you’re at level 5, must you call it an octopoose? May we?

Huh. I thought there would be some sort of condition to deal with the crippling sanctions.

It’s nice of them to bring it within range.

I’m pretty sure there have been people who hate barnacles more than Charles Darwin after they’ve been keelhauled.

“Zero Trust Architecture doesn’t care about bloodlines” might be my favorite data security quote