All in on rice futures, and by that I mean, a bag of rice

No airbag if you ain’t chipping in for gas!

He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.

The feminization of men

Fellas I’m willing to run this gauntlet.

Install Graphene on it lol

The science checks out.

Y’all won your right to vote once, you can do it again.

Paleolithic

Here are some paraphrased ones I’ve actually encountered, back when I tried to make Linux work for me as a daily driver

“Any Linux user knows how to do that, or if they don’t, they’re too dumb to use Linux”

“RTFM!”

“Why are you trying to do it that way? You should try doing it this completely other, much more difficult way.”

“Why are you trying to use that application? You should use this one instead.”

“You should reinstall (their preferred distro) and it will work fine”

“You don’t seem to know what you’re doing”

“This book on Linux command line for beginners might help”

I only keep some of my wives in cages, the rest are free range