Both simultaneously gang
I have two sexy assistants who help me simultaneously.
Yeah, where’s the ‘jump both legs first’ gang?
I put my right leg in, I put my right leg out, I put my right leg in and I shake it all about. I do the Hokey Pokey and I turn my self around. That’s what it’s all about.
Edit: Auto correct said Hokey Pokémon. I really wanted to leave it…
Next time I’m at the gym I’m going to be very weird looking at everyone putting their pants on.
This is your fault. I will not thank you for your service
I have alternated over the years due to having various injuries and it’s made me change how I do it. Socks however have never changed.
Does nobody else just do both at once?
Really?
Fuck yeah, I don’t have time for this 1 leg at a time bullshit.





