• meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 days ago

    Have you tried handling a limp body before? Crowd surfing works when you spread out your arms and legs and stiffen your body. When they suddenly go floppy, you’ll be on the ground fast.

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      3 days ago

      The heaviest thing to carry, besides a body, is your emotions and shame. A body is a CLOSE second. Which is why you always move a body with friends! After the whole is dug, shoot your accomplices and just slide their bodies into the hole. Can’t go around having people that can testify against you 🤗