I think this is the most American thing I’ve ever read.
EU: USA wtf are you doing? THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!! STOP! STOP!!! STOP!!! Nobody likes that!! Get all your stuff away from everywhere!!
USA: Oh my bad, how about we come on over there and put our stuff on your food? That’ll make everyone happy right?
EU: FFFFFFF!!!
This is more than a job — it’s a cultural exchange powered by an incredibly versatile flavor
Good luck with that, don’t die.
They keep inventing new forms of terrorism
Seeing the title photo of the article, I hope they will be put behind bars for capital culinary crimes.
I just showed this to my Italian work colleagues.
Ranch dressing on pizza…
Torches are lit, pitchforks are at the ready
And I haven’t even explained to them what ranch dressing is yet
Here’s a mind blow ranch dressing AKA buttermilk dressing is sold more frequently in the EU than the US the US is fascination with ranch has declined over the last 30 years massively.
It’s just hidden valley. An American company uses the term ranch so their competitors use the term ranch to compete with them here in the US. Since they’re the biggest one pretty much everywhere else and the entire world, it’s just called buttermilk dressing.
I don’t know how ranch tastes, but i always read “rank”.
It’s just buttermilk with some herbs. It mostly tastes like buttermilk.
So like a creamy butter sauce.
Hidden valley adds so much extra s*** that it’s undetectable underneath it all, which is a big reason why people tend to say they don’t like ranch. They specifically don’t like hidden valley buttermilk dressing, but normal ass ranch dressing is typically fine.
Thanks for that!
Like Holland sauce
You mean Hollandaise sauce or mayonaise?! 😄
Half of each
We came up with the name thinking of Rash and Rance.
omg this is literally about salad dressing. The photo looks AI too.
Which country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
I mean as long as it’s a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it’s fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man.
Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It’s just kinda an inoffensive dressing.
Depends on which country they land first. If it’s Spain and the throw that shit on a paella…
My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
I want to throw up out of every orifice of my body right now. Even my pores.
If they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
Or basically any other food, for that matter.
Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I’m not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
It’s fine as long as they livestream it
Yo this is how you start WWIII
Ranch it up bro!
Honestly, if he isn’t picked they are just losing money on this.
In Europe they don’t know what ranch is so Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American Doritos…
TIL I don’t like ranch.
It tastes literally nothing like ranch. Even the American version actually called cool ranch. Tastes literally nothing like ranch.
Ranch is just a buttermilk dressing. It’s fine, it’s hard to find people that genuinely don’t like buttermilk dressing.
You may not like hidden valleys version since they add a bit more to it. But normal ass ranch is like absurdly inoffensive as a taste.
To be fair, ranch and cool ranch are somewhat different
And with what Americans have been up to recently, they’re going to have to rename it again.
Til ranch is only American
It’s just buttermilk… Buttermilk is absurdly popular in the EU it literally out sales the US and has for a while like decades.
It’s just not called ranch in the EU by basically any company I can find that makes a buttermilk dressing.
The term ranch is most US based and really just used by hidden valley and their competitors to opt the name brand recognition.
Everyone else just calls it buttermilk dressing.
in ireland its called Cool Original
No no, this makes sense. The world’s opinion of us is already as low as it can possibly get, this can only help. Not likely but how much worse could it get?
They should bring Eric Andre along, he knows how to Ranch It Up!
