Lemmy users thinking they’re better than redditors but upvoting this
You should crosspost this to a boomer humor community, I’m sure they’d love it.
The most boring take, ugh.
Here’s an actually funny joke on the topic from Mitch Hedberg:
- I’m not a vegetarian because I like animals. I just really hate plants.
Well I thought it was funny :(
It is funny. It’s the vegans who are sad fucks unable to take a joke.
It might have been funny 10,000 years ago when it was first told. Now it’s just something your fox news watching uncle says to your hippy cousin every Thanksgiving with a smug grin on his face.
Vegans were around 10,000 years ago? Oh, you mean cows and sheep.
Oh goodie, a dumb post making fun of veganism, I’m sure the comments are going to super mature and nuanced.
Fun of veganism? O tempora o mores! Gods are beyond any criticism!
Butchering animals isn’t cruel. We avoid them suffering as much as possible when doing so.


