cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1267334/the-uk-government-has-announced-mandatory-eye-covers-for-teens-under-17-aiming-to-protec
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Satire
Inspired by UK banning teenagers from social media, asking them for their ID to browse the internet and forbidding them from drinking energy drinks.
To enforce this, all adults must wear placards stating their full names, addresses, age and telephone numbers around their necks at all times or on with the blinders you little nipper!