slothrop @lemmy.ca to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoScientists Made Sourdough Bread With Yeast Found on Ötzi the Iceman’s Mummified Bodywww.smithsonianmag.comexternal-linkmessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down15cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1165arrow-down1external-linkScientists Made Sourdough Bread With Yeast Found on Ötzi the Iceman’s Mummified Bodywww.smithsonianmag.comslothrop @lemmy.ca to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square36linkfedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·7 days agoNo it was when me and the rest of the rugby team crash landed in the Andes Mountains and we had a choice between cannibalism or eating vaginal-discharge imbued sourdough bread and we chose the bread.
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 days agoEven in the circumstances, having a bread course first is the right thing to do.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoDidn’t a good chunk of the survivors freeze to death? How did you proof the bread in such a cold environment?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 days agoWe crashed in the summer.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 days agoAhh, I see you have all the answers
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoWait, did you already have the vaginas yeast bread when you crashed or did you have the ingredients and make it in the snowstorm?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoWe had flour and salt. The water was the easy part and had to get creative for the yeast.
No it was when me and the rest of the rugby team crash landed in the Andes Mountains and we had a choice between cannibalism or eating vaginal-discharge imbued sourdough bread and we chose the bread.
Even in the circumstances, having a bread course first is the right thing to do.
Didn’t a good chunk of the survivors freeze to death? How did you proof the bread in such a cold environment?
We crashed in the summer.
Ahh, I see you have all the answers
Wait, did you already have the vaginas yeast bread when you crashed or did you have the ingredients and make it in the snowstorm?
We had flour and salt. The water was the easy part and had to get creative for the yeast.