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  • AngryHumanoid@pawb.social
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    11 days ago

    Where’s the Breville Smart Toaster Oven Pro? I don’t see a picture of the Breville Smart Toaster Oven Pro. You must have accidentally forgotten to include the Breville Smart Toaster Oven Pro.

  • OpenStars@piefed.social
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    11 days ago

    You should change this.

    An AI powered toaster would clearly stand head over heels above all the rest of these posers…

    Just use more AI bro. Just one more is all you need.

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  • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Those “c-tier” motorised hotel-buffet ones are kinda goated for their use case. Stupid for home use of course.

    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netOP
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      11 days ago

      They still have plenty of issues. The ones I used never toast the bread well enough in one pass (because different types of bread require different time), so you have to wait in front of it and pass it multiple times. The controls are speed and power and it’s not easy to calibrate perfectly but once you put your bread in it even if you can see it’s burning you can’t just take it out, it has to pass through the entire machine. I’ve also seen cases where the bread will get stuck inside or go down the slide to fast and end up on the floor. I will take traditional toaster over them every time.

  • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 days ago

    Only acceptable design is A-tier, all others are unnecessarily restrictive in size and dimensions of the food to toast. Only idiots limit themselves to sliced bread.

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        11 days ago

        No it is not superior. It doesn’t allow for only toasting one side of the food, it forces you to toast both/all sides. It has less flexibility and still restrictions regarding foods that can go it it conveniently.

        • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netOP
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          11 days ago

          Maybe you can’t see it but it’s this type:

          BTW I love that people are taking this seriously. I only did this to troll my “mother in law” that has the F tier one. I hate it but she swears by it. She appreciated my hard work.

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      It’s called a Pie Iron. You butter two pieces of bread and put them butter down onto the cast iron and fill it with whatever you want with your sandwich. It then closes up and you latch it closed and stick it into a fire pit to cook.

      Amazing camping snacks.