Guest vlan? Smart.

Blocking 80/443 knowing all to well everything depends on those: evil.

Throttling to 56k: the original original poster just being a dick.

Took 45 minutes: Maybe find another job. You’re not good at it.

Conclusion: The sister was right. Evil incompetent dick.

Guys a madman, didn’t even ask for a ticket.

The real question is : Why did you invite anyone over, before having a guest VLAN set up ? Classic beginner mistake.