Sadly the inescapable physical truth of convex vs concave lensing still relentlessly holds its tenacious grip on reality, despite the billions of dollars these folks have accumulated they have still, thus far, been unable to alter that particular aspect of reality.
The only solution I can offer for Jeff Bezos is to begin forming his skull inwards somewhat so that any captured light can reach a proper focusing point. As as astronomer with some experience with such reflective optical surfaces, I’d be happy to begin the grinding and polishing process for you at any time, I’ll just need you to hold him still while I work. It’s a very precise process.
I assume his head is mostly thick skull surrounding empty space anyway, so I think there should be little harm done.
Unrelatable dickhead expresses an opinion, promptly ignored.
More like makes me fantasize about using his chrome dome to set an Amazon data center on fire like burning ants with a magnifying glass
Sadly the inescapable physical truth of convex vs concave lensing still relentlessly holds its tenacious grip on reality, despite the billions of dollars these folks have accumulated they have still, thus far, been unable to alter that particular aspect of reality.
The only solution I can offer for Jeff Bezos is to begin forming his skull inwards somewhat so that any captured light can reach a proper focusing point. As as astronomer with some experience with such reflective optical surfaces, I’d be happy to begin the grinding and polishing process for you at any time, I’ll just need you to hold him still while I work. It’s a very precise process.
I assume his head is mostly thick skull surrounding empty space anyway, so I think there should be little harm done.
just make the light source more concave than his head is convex!
maybe. or just use a [REDACTED]
A high power laser? That feels like it might work. Perhaps we should start experimenting on Jeff Bezos’s head to see what works best.
A high power something yeah
That’s what the oligarchs want…
He has your money, and if you want it now vote JG Wentworth 2028.
Because unless we take our money back, they’re just gonna fucking keep it.
Edit:
Because people might not know that commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es
Point being that’s the only thing we should say to oligarchs, if we say nothing they win
So every time you see a billionaire, say “bitch, where’s my money”.
Don’t let them talk about anything besides they have our money.
We’re past the point of redistribution. We need to take it out of their hides as well.
Please nobody ignore him. Everyone needs to hear this -and be enraged.